Tuesday, October 02, 2007
I Now Declare a War on Lizards!
In Kansas, you deal with spiders. In Wyoming, you have bears. In Arkansas, you have snakes. In Texas, all I get is lizards. For a while, we had a resident lizard that I saw outside our house almost everyday. It was a little weird, but at least it was outside. Well, now they are inside. I have no idea what to do about. You can't really kill them because they aren't harmful. You can't chase them out because they are too fast. I don't think there is any way to spray for them. And today a new element was presented- they camouflage with their surroundings. See how the little guy blends in with our green shower curtain. If being in the house is not bad enough, they have been spotted recently on the printer, in the ice cream maker, and one time in my pants as I was trying to put them on. It is really unnerving when they crawl down your leg or you pick something up and you feel something else wiggle in your hand. Enough is enough and something must be done. This is war!